Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 11, 1998
Transcript:
Wally: So, Phil... you really LIKE Val. Officer Jackson: Man... it's SCARY. Officer Jackson: One minute I'm cruising on my bike, the happy bachelor cop. The next minute- WHAM!- I'm knocked senseless. Wally: Weren't wearing your helmet, huh? Officer Jackson: I took it off to talk to her. WHEN will I ever learn?
Helmets wearing is, and will continue to be, a very good idea Phil