Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 25, 1996
Transcript:
Teacher: Holly? Do you know the answer to problem three? Holly: Problem three? Who cares about problem three?? I have real problems! I accidentally came to school with a bra hanging out of the back of my sweater!! I have errant underwear! How could the answer to problem three have any relevance to my life?! Teacher: I'm only certified to teach math and english. If you need psychoanalysis, I can give you a hall pass.
At least she used some good vocabulary words (errant, relevance) while in the state of shock that had her tell anyone in the class who, oh, i don’t know, maybe just got to school due to a morning dentist’s appointment, and hadn’t seen or heard yet