Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 18, 1995
Transcript:
Wally: Val-can I ask what happened to your husband? Val: He died, Wally. Wally: I'm sorry. What about Joan's? Val: Her husband disappeared one night on his way to buy milk. Wally: Really? Weren't you all a little concerned?! Val: Yes...especially when we found out he'd taken all his clothes and emptied the bank accounts... Wally: He needed all that for a gallon of milk?? Val: He planned to buy it in the Virgin Islands.
Wow! :O