Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 18, 2021

Now I just tell them I’m retired. The women just smile and walk away

Well at least you leave them with a smile on their face. ;-)

How does Cosmo attract so many gold-diggers??

Salary, the ultimate date killer!

‘Cosmo’, do you REALLLY think ‘Roz’ is interested in your past ‘love life’ ???

I understand people that work in the newspaper business don’t make very much.

Any woman who’s only interested in your salary does NOT have a heart!!

I don’t have a personality so my salary is the only thing I have going for me.

As the standard bird phrase goes, “Cheep!”

Q: What sound does a 15 pound canary make?

A: CHEEP!

Q: What sound does a 50 pound canary make?

A: HERE KITTY, KITTY

That’s what I said about my first paycheck after I graduated from high school. The envelope read, Personal and Confidentual. I looked at my check and said, Don’t worry, I’m just as embarrsed as they are!

lol, good one