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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 23, 2015

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    Three Steps Over Japan  over 5 years ago

    Can’t you do something with humano-tofu?Or reconstituted corn starch?

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    ehtaniguchi  over 5 years ago

    I hear the Chinese can do amazing things with gluten mock duck. Maybe they can make a mock human for you.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Even so…..just to be on the safe side…..maybe I won’t take a shower tomorrow…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When you are a bottom-feeding scavenger, food falls from heaven and you are never made to go hungry.

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    emptc12  over 5 years ago

    Snooty, finicky aliens. Even earth skunks have predators. Would only Nobel Peace Prize winners appear on their menus?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Sorry about the atmosphere with its toxic high oxygen level. Salt is in everything down here, but we think it is important in soup. We’re working on it.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Humans have too much mercury in them. And don’t think farm-raised humans are any better. They’re fed recycled waste.

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