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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 28, 2014

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    i_am_the_jam  about 5 years ago

    Someone here hasn’t read the book, it seems…

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    Three Steps Over Japan  about 5 years ago

    No, God is a chemist, because most of his creations are slimy and smell bad.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago

    God is a computer and the universe is a holographic projection.It’s true!The super-user interface in on the Well World, according to Jack L. Chalker.

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    emptc12  about 5 years ago

    God is an Accountant, a sentient Spreadsheet with an infinite number of cells.

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    Mister Will  about 5 years ago

    An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties God must be to design the human body.

    The electrical engineer says God must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered be electrical impulses.

    The mechanical engineer was sure that God must be a mechanical engineer, for the advanced mechanical systems, the heart a pump, the veins pipes and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.

    Finally after hearing the civil engineers arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer both agreed that God must be a civil engineer, for who else would run a sewer system right next to a recreational area!

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    Qiset  about 5 years ago

    I loved working with engineers. I would watch them turn up their noses at those with practical abilities they had learned from years on the job. Then as a physicist, I would point out that it was a shame that they couldn’t make it as a physicist and had to settle for something less.

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    Marney Premium Member about 5 years ago

    God probably isn’t a “he”.

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    The Cat and Ape Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Zach W.: THANK you..!! This is consistently one of the funniest and smartest strips I’ve ever read, and I always feel smart and good about myself when I get the joke – until I realize I’m rating my self-image with a comic strip, that is…

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    scyphi26  about 5 years ago

    Why does God have to be of just ONE profession? I mean…he’s God. Can’t he be all of that at the same time?

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    jannaverse  about 3 years ago

    Ten…It was ten kids that got killed.

    Afterward replaced by ten new ones.

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    jannaverse  about 3 years ago

    Ten…It was ten kids that got killed.

    Afterward replaced by ten new ones.

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