Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 28, 2014
October 27, 2014
October 29, 2014
Transcript:
God must be a mathematician because he made the universe obey rules. No, God must be a physicist because he made the universe of point masses. No, God must be an engineer because he made the universe function sensibly so long as you don't look too close. No, God must be a biologist because he made the universe chaotic enough to permit change and stable enough to permit replication. This is dumb. God is clearly an economist. How do you know? Have you read the story of Job? Okay, so I killed off five of your kids. Here are five brand-new ones! What's the matter? Kids are a fungible commodity.
i_am_the_jam over 9 years ago
Someone here hasn’t read the book, it seems…
Ida No over 9 years ago
No, God is a chemist, because most of his creations are slimy and smell bad.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
God is a computer and the universe is a holographic projection.It’s true!The super-user interface in on the Well World, according to Jack L. Chalker.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
God is an Accountant, a sentient Spreadsheet with an infinite number of cells.
Mister Will over 9 years ago
An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties God must be to design the human body.
The electrical engineer says God must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered be electrical impulses.
The mechanical engineer was sure that God must be a mechanical engineer, for the advanced mechanical systems, the heart a pump, the veins pipes and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.
Finally after hearing the civil engineers arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer both agreed that God must be a civil engineer, for who else would run a sewer system right next to a recreational area!
Qiset over 9 years ago
I loved working with engineers. I would watch them turn up their noses at those with practical abilities they had learned from years on the job. Then as a physicist, I would point out that it was a shame that they couldn’t make it as a physicist and had to settle for something less.
Marney Premium Member over 9 years ago
God probably isn’t a “he”.
scyphi26 over 9 years ago
Why does God have to be of just ONE profession? I mean…he’s God. Can’t he be all of that at the same time?
jannaverse over 7 years ago
Ten…It was ten kids that got killed.
Afterward replaced by ten new ones.
jannaverse over 7 years ago
Ten…It was ten kids that got killed.
Afterward replaced by ten new ones.
Hector The Pet Rock over 1 year ago
i’d say he’s all of them.