Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 21, 2023

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    if taken with a fisheye lens, yes.

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    C  5 months ago

    Yup

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    robolt  5 months ago

    anti proboscis

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    Chief Inspector   5 months ago

    See also Wizard of ID

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    Size matters.

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    HOTLOTUS1  5 months ago

    that’s what she said!

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    These birds moved in together when they realized that toucan live as cheaply as one.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    You should see the bill on a threecan or fourcan.

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    “oh no, from certain angles it looks much bigger.”

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    geese28  5 months ago

    I don’t know but toucan buh doom psst

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    KEA  5 months ago

    seems like the torque would be really uncomfortable, but I guess they deal with it

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    TheWildSow  5 months ago

    Very few can Tell the Toucan From the Pecan — Here’s a new plan:

    To take the Toucan from the Tree, Requires immense agilitee,

    While anyone can pick with ease The Pecans from the Pecan trees.

    It’s such an easy thing to do, That even the Toucan he can too.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Boo hiss

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    tinstar  5 months ago

    Funny, that’s what she asked.

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