See Dick and Jane exchange masks.
Ok trivia geeks, this reminds me of the 1971 ‘Pornography Issue’ of National Lampoon, which includes the Barbara Schubeck Dick in Jane parody, where the impressionable reader will (ahem) learn some freshy-new words to raise their creds in the schoolyard. Hmmm… the issue might have been “The Breast of National Lampoon”? Regardless, there’s also the ‘Dick & Jane Show’ on the National Lampoon Radio Hour, which is part of the album “Buy This Box Or We’ll Shoot This Dog”.
Jane’s lucky. Far too many students have, at best, a phone with its tiny screen. And, it turns out, many of the phones being provided to folks who cannot afford computers come with malware pre-installed so that the number of pop up ads etc. make them effectively useless. Gotta love the profit motive!!
See Dick and Jane attend a school that has a safe and effective covid preparedness plan.
See dick and jane go to the library parking lot to use the free wi-fi.
You may have not seen the latest children’s reading primer : Fun with Donald and Mike.
See Donald run for re-election Run, run, run. See Mike Run, run, run, run.
See Donald speak. Me,me,me. See Mike speak, God, god, god.
See Donald lose the election. Blame, blame, blame. See Mike lose. Thank you Jesus,thank you you Jesus, thank God almighty I’m free at last, pack the bags Mother we’re Fu*king out of here..
9/11 in 2001: 2,977 dead because Bush paid no attention to presidential daily brief
9/11 in 2020: 196,328 dead because Trump paid no attention to presidential daily brief
Hard to believe that anybody could be 66 times worse than Dubya about avoiding responsibility, yet here we are.
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