Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2014
Man: Highwayman! We've brought you the new sheriff! Man 2: Alive I hope... at least for now. You wanted to meet me, lawman... I hope you enjoyed your ride here. Rip Haywire: Ugh. What did I just fall in? Man: I've brought you Flapjack Lumberson... we were about to let him go when I received your message. You can have the little whelp back... I wanna play with the big kid now. Rip Haywire: I'm partial to kickball... you can be the ball.