Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2014
Rip Haywire: My first week as Sheriff, and I'm already driving to meet a villain. What a great job! Man, I wish villains would start wanting to meet closer to home! This truck gets terrible gas mileage! Whoa, big fella, don't make me write you a ticket! Ah, man, I just had this thing waxed!