Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2014
Rip Haywire: Cobra, do you even know me at all? Cobra Carson: You aren't going out to meet this new villain alone, are you? Rip, you don't need to get involved in small-town gang affairs. You don't owe anyone here anything. Rip Haywire: I put on this badge just like my pants... neither comes off until I take a nap. Cobra Carson: You lost me at pants. Rip Haywire: Then zip it.