Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2013
Rip: Breezy? It's Rip! You're in grave danger, so of course I hurried ov- Breezy: Oh, rip - rip - rip! Ka-huggy! Rip: Where's the tiki? Breezy: I hid it - I'll take you to it. Rip: Don't worry, Breezy! It's just me and this extremely suspicious driver! Driver: Are you kidding? My badly dyed facial hair practically screams "trustworthy"!