Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2013
Driver: You got troubles, bub? Snide Tahiti Jones has disguised himself to fool Rip and find Breezy! Driver: Probably a dame, right? She won't love you because you don't have a gross facial scar, huh? We're here - "chop chop charters." Rip: Here's your fare. Stay put, I might need you to drive me somewhere else. Master: You boob! Villains never stay put and - Driver: Ugh! I loathe him even more - he's a good tipper.