Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 21, 2013
Rip Haywire TNT: Captured - this is already starting off bad! Rip: Relax, I've got these goons right where I want them! Rip Haywire and the curse of Tangaroa! Steve: Talk! Talk, you mercenary. Rip: But I was having such a blast getting pummeled - let's not ruin the good thing we have going. Steve: Talk! Rip: Who are you, Oprah? Steve: I'll Ginsu you like a bag of frozen peas! Rip: Is that rusty? OK! OK! I hate tetanus shots. Steve: Talk - conversation's a two way street, you know! Rip: It all started with my mother. TNT: Now I might hit him.