Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2013
Cobra: Thanks for the lift, cyclops! I'm meeting a guide here, so you can vamoose. Rip: I'll stick around 'til he shows up. Cobra: You're about as tall as my ex - he - he's dead. Rip: Remind me to never be your ex. Cobra: You even have his sense of humor - Rip: Pipe down - there's something over in the rocks. Cobra: And his big mouth - yipe! What happened? Rip: It's either the hunger games or we're in deep guano.