Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 17, 2012
Fawn: You poachers take your smell elsewhere! This bear cub is under my protection! Meeker: If you weren't so annoying, doll, I'd give you the pleasure of a kiss! Fawn: Wah! Meeker: Hey, watch the beard! I put a lot of time in it! Ka-chop! Meeker: Why you - Rip: Mister, you're going to be eating your beard through a straw for a week!