Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2012
Rip: Sorry, poacher goons - my punches are usually way harder. Pa-pop! But a tree fell on me and my back is a little tender. Wa-womp! But I'd like you to meet a sweet gal pal who's been helping me out - Meeker: Gal? Why my nosehair alone could whoop a gal - Bear: Growl! Meeker: I-I was being sarcastic - that does it! I'm shaving off this beard!