Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2012
Rip: So, RJ, how's the love life? RJ: Same! I fall hard for a girl and she crushes my guts out. Rip: Woof. Well, I guess that's better than seeing her marry Vile Smith to stay out of jail! RJ: Do you really want to see Cobra face prison?! Rip: I'm worth a stretch of caged heat!