Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2012
Rip: Women! RJ: I'm done with them, Rip! Misty: Helloooo in the camp! I saw your fire - mind if I join you? You guys are in the race to the top thingy, right? RJ: What, like we'd be homicidal mountain hobos? C'mon! Rip: You're as smooth as I can't believe it's not butter, kid. Misty: I'm Misty - Misty McGillis. Rip: I'm Rip and this is RJ - he'd tell you himself but he's too busy drooling. RJ: Quiff kiffdin' awound whip.