Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2012
McLuvyah: Rip, tell Cobra how you escaped death from those pirates when you were both teenagers. Rip: Um... McLuvyah: Good gravy, boy! How could you possibly forget such a hairy experience? Rip: Do you know how many girls, kisses and death traps I survived before the ultimate girl/kiss/death trap we call Cobra? McLuvyah: Then there's only one thing to do! You're getting sleepy... Cobra: Oooo! Can you make him cluck like a chicken? Rip: Hey!