Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 18, 2012
Batten down the hatches! Rip's under hypnosis and remembering the past! Pirate: We've got the girl! Let's blow up this geeky kid and scuttle back to our lair! "Moonlighting" is on! Cobra: I'm sorry, hunky dockers! I'll never forget your explosive lips! Rip: My whole body is about to be explosive, thanks to you! I hate girls! Pirate: Say ahoy to Davey Jones for me, zit face. Rip: I never liked the monkees, and I told you they're not zits, it's a rash!