Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2012
Rip recalls a carefree adventure from his younger days! Beep! Rip: That bomb is going to go off like Mr. T on Murdock if I don't act fast! They're just grenades - maybe I can find some cover - that pull-out bed! Pirate: Adios to the Clearasil kid! Cobra: He had a (sniffle-snort) rah-hah-hashhh!