Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2012
Cobra: Did the hypnosis help me, Doc? McLuvyah: Indeed, child, indeed. Rip Haywire was your one true teen love. Cobra: What? Rip: Wat-choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? McLuvyah: Didn't you listen to her story? A teenage soldier of fortune who cringes at the thought of kissing a beautiful girl? Rip: True. I am pretty original. Cobra: Oh, please. But they left him shot in a burning boat that exploded minutes after we left. McLuvyah: Ring any bells, boy? Rip: Can you narrow it down? My teen years were messy.