Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2012
Cobra: I remember what happened right after we smooched like Joanie and Chachi! Boy: I'll look below for some grub. Cobra: 'K! While he was in the galley, the pirates snuck up on us - I was so scared I froze like M.C. Hammer's bank account! When the boy came topside, he couldn't believe that I didn't warn him. That was the end of our love affair, and soon to be the end of his life. Cobra: H-how can I say I'm sorry so you'll forgive me and we can smooch again? Boy: Sister, that ship has sailed! Betrayal is a deal-breaker for me!