Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 06, 2012
Cobra's teenage flashback! Wowzers! Dutch: Listen bub, I don't care about your feelings re: mercenaries or mustaches. Your boss hired us to protect his boats from pirates, and that's what we're gonna do! Cobra: Your dad thinks we're in danger of pirates. Is he for real? Boy: If it weren't dangerous, cargo shorts, I wouldn't even be in this tub talking to you! Dutch: I can see you're still impressing the ladies with your silver tongue, boy! Pardon the knucklehead, miss. We don't let him out of his cage that often. Boy: Speaking of cages, you promised we'd talk about getting me a dog sidekick!