Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2012
McLuvyah: Continue with your story about the boy you fell in love with, Cobra. Rip: Anybody got some nuprin for the knife in my heart? Dutch: I've gotta scout around for pirate scum, boy! You stand guard here! And maybe talk to the girl - I worry about you! Boy: Gotcha. Dutch: Life's not all dynamite and shrapnel wounds, son. You've got to enjoy the softer side! Boy: Aw geez, pop, can't I at least blow up something? Uncle: If your boy makes a move on my niece, I'll feed him to the sharks! Dutch: That boy eats sharks for brunch! And that girl can hold her own, from the looks of her. Uncle: Now that you mention it, she is kind of a tomboy! Maybe this could be a good thing for everybody!