Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2012
Cobra's reliving her teenage years. Alert the authorities! Cobra: So, uh - what high school do you go to? Rip: The high school of danger, kid. Cobra: Kid? You aren't much older than me. Rip: Maybe, but my line of work ages a man - to like at least 19. Cobra: You're cute - in a dumb dog kinda way. Do you have a girlfriend? Rip: (Gulp) maybe! I'm waiting for Lindsay Wagner to write me back! Cobra: Sorry. When I like a boy, I aim for my target and shoot! Rip: Kinda like a sugar bullet.