Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2011
Man: Take a good look at your family, Haywire. If you fail - it will be the last time you see them. Oh, and I'm taking your iPad too. Rip: You heartless devil! Chin up, son. Just another day for the Haywires. RJ: TNT's scared enough for the both of us. TNT: You bet your sweet bippy! Rip: Dutch. Dutch: Don't worry 'bout me, kid. I'm made in America and built to last. Rip: Cobra, I - I lov - Cobra: Save the sweet moment for later, Rip. Crush this goon like Godzilla did Tokyo. Happy New Year, folks!