Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 02, 2012
Rip: So you've got me. Was it just to show me the impressive handling of your goon car? Man: My boss, the guy you put in jail, his trial is in 48 hours. You're going to free him before then. We'll be watching every move you make, just like Sting! If you fail? You'll never see your family again - unless little exploded pieces count. Trust me, it's gonna be sloppy. 48 hours, Haywire, or else. Here's a present to get you started! Rip: Ow! Next time, just get me an olive garden gift certificate!
Rip, why would you want that kind of death??