Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 03, 2012
Cactus: Yow! What happened to you, amigo? Rip: I met a mercenary with a mean sense of humor. They've got my family, Mac! They're making me free Axe Jefferson. This has got to look real. They're watching me! Cactus: Make it good, pard. I prolly got one comin' anyhow. Rip: Was that too much? I thought about the time you stiffed me for the bill at Chili's! Cactus: Dagnabbit, pardner, I got you a gift certificate for Christmas!