Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2012
Rip: I have to bust Axe Jefferson out of prison! Cactus: Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! Even if you save your family, you're up to your neck in trouble. Rip: I don't need a recap of the obvious, rooster cogburn, I need a plan. Cactus: Let me tumble the weeds in the ol' noggin'. Whoa, trigger! I got a bull's-eye! Axe is comin' in for the trial on the midnight prison train! Snap Rip: I need to get on that train, and I'll have to impersonate you to do it! Cactus: Y'know, Rip, when we laughed at your impressions on open mic night, we were really just being nice.