Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2011
Dutch: Rip, what's all the racket? Rip: Christmas goons! And they haven't come a-wassailin'! Man: Here's your new year's resolution: get Axe Jefferson out of jail, and if the sheriff and the DA get in the way, give 'em tickets to the bone yard! Rip: Are you crazy? Bone yard tickets on my budget? Man: If you don't help, your family will pay the price! And it's higher than what Starbucks charges for gingerbread lattes! Rip: Dad! Man: Now have you made up your mind? TNT: Ahem. I sure have - let the dogs go first.