Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2011
Rip: What is it, RJ! Where are you? RJ: Over here, hurry! Rip: It's old man Parson! And he's either hurt or had way too much eggnog! Parson: Big fellah - I'm sorry. Rip: Sorry for what? If this is about that "Matlock" season 9 disc of mine you scratched. Forget it, I have three more! Man: He's sorry about what he's about to get you into, Mr. Haywire. Rip: Why? Why can't I have just one nice Christmas?