In fact, I’ll make certain she is.
If Mom actually is awake and heard this, she might “accidentally” roll over and knock Dad out of bed.
“Dad…my hamster is missing.”
I’m sorry I hate this. Dads can be very responsible and when my kids came in, I would attend if I could help. This is a bad example of parenting. Yep, I’m being a downer today.
Mom is planting her permafrost feet on your back in 3, 2, ….
I have been accused of never waking up when the kids wanted attention at night. “Accused.”
Nice try, but the kid is not buying that.