I am surprised someone hasn’t done one however.
Tom Lehrer – A Christmas Carol
I saw mommy kissing the Fedex driver.
I finished Christmas shopping 10 years ago. That person was dead before the next Christmas so I had no one left to buy for. I get one Christmas card a year, from my boss thanking me for my hard work for the year. For me the Christmas celebrations have been over a long time.
The best thing about shopping on-line is that you never have to hear “Holly Jolly Christmas,” “Silver Bells” or “the Little Drummer Boy” piped in to get you in the mood to max out your credit card.
Oh, Amazon. Oh, Amazon. How are thy prices so low? Oh, Amazon. Oh, Amazon. Many packages doth thou bring me.
a good thing, that…