Ms. Haversham comes up with something that just might be a solution to all her problems: Problem 1: a/b (c + d) = Eureka!
It’s OK for algebra, but not for calculus. Don’t drink and derive.
If a is attitude, and d is dopamine, solve for b, and c
easy formula a= vermouth , b= gin, c= olive, and d= toothpick
I always thought she preferred cake, Pip.
Would’ve been better in a stein. Just sayin’
Ms. Haversham’s days are numbered?
I’d say she already has a drinking problem, with an overbite like that….
Needs to be squared.
Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solvent, so technically drinking IS a solution…
Dave really stretched the Dickens out of the teacher’s name in today’s stritp.
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Farside99 over 4 years ago
It’s OK for algebra, but not for calculus. Don’t drink and derive.
loridobson Premium Member over 4 years ago
If a is attitude, and d is dopamine, solve for b, and c
Devils Knight over 4 years ago
easy formula a= vermouth , b= gin, c= olive, and d= toothpick
whiteheron over 4 years ago
I always thought she preferred cake, Pip.
Plods with ... Premium Member over 4 years ago
Would’ve been better in a stein. Just sayin’
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Ms. Haversham’s days are numbered?
gmoldmule over 4 years ago
I’d say she already has a drinking problem, with an overbite like that….
gaslightguy over 4 years ago
Needs to be squared.
RabbitDad over 4 years ago
Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solvent, so technically drinking IS a solution…
DanGComics over 4 years ago
Dave really stretched the Dickens out of the teacher’s name in today’s stritp.