Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2016

It’s OK for algebra, but not for calculus. Don’t drink and derive.

If a is attitude, and d is dopamine, solve for b, and c

easy formula a= vermouth , b= gin, c= olive, and d= toothpick

I always thought she preferred cake, Pip.

Would’ve been better in a stein. Just sayin’

Ms. Haversham’s days are numbered?

I’d say she already has a drinking problem, with an overbite like that….

Needs to be squared.

Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solvent, so technically drinking IS a solution…

Dave really stretched the Dickens out of the teacher’s name in today’s stritp.