Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 07, 2023

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    codycab  5 months ago

    Should’ve seen that coming.

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    Averagemoe  5 months ago

    They were probably more potent back when they were funky fresh.

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    eldeecee  5 months ago

    Szechuan sauce? Sweet & Spicy Jam sauce? Mambo Sauce? I often put ketchup or barbecue sauce on my beans. And, I eat them from a bowl with a spoon. Moreover, I heat them up instead of straight out of the can. Now I have a craving. I have several cans of beans in the pantry and they’re all cool, until I heat them up.

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    Jungle Empress  5 months ago

    Marigold is the second person I’ve seen today who’s said “awesome sauce”.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    I have awesome sauce for blood. ;-)

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    kaykeyser  5 months ago

    Now I want to see a pretty pickle, a fine kettle of fish, and some sour grapes

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Awesome Sauce = Thousand Island dressing.

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    French Persons Premium Member 5 months ago

    Soon, Phoebe will feel “20% cooler”!

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    Decepticomic  5 months ago

    Sausome. Goes well with the Phoebeans.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yes. We have bean.

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    Damaged  5 months ago

    I wonder if Marigold has a jar of fig jam?

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    dputhoff62  5 months ago

    I’d like to see scientific evidence that cool beans and awesome sauce work on human beings. Maybe Phoebe is just a guinea pig. Maybe Marigold is conducting an insidious experiment.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, no, actually humans’ expressions have CREATED these magical nutrients and condiments and such, including their history of having been around for a long time before the expressions. Magic is weird that way.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    I eat my beans with honey,

    I’ve done so all my life,

    It makes the beans taste funny,

    But it keep them on my knife.

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    scyphi26  5 months ago

    I feel like I should’ve seen the awesome sauce bit coming from a mile away, but dang it, I didn’t. :P

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    What’s next, a can of whoop… well, you know.

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    tvstevie  5 months ago

    None of that, no matter how cool, does any good when it comes to unavoidable socializing.

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    Totally Not a Killer Dolphin  5 months ago

    Man, this gets better and better. . .

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