Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2022

I guess that’s why it’s called trivia, because it’s completely trivial.

“Who invented Unicorn Trivia?” “UNICORNS!”

“Are there other categories besides Unicorns?”

“Unicorns!”

“Who are the most unicorniest beings in existence?”

“Unicorns!”

“Wrong. UNICORNS!”

“Aw shucks!”

Imagine the embarrassment when playing this with other unicorns, and one of those unicorns actually gets a question wrong. :O

At least they’re not playing Unicorn Monopoly. Or “Unicornopoly”? Meh, 2/5.

“Not sure if ‘shimmeringest’ is a word…”

If a unicorn says it, then yes, it’s a real word. Because… UNICORN!

Reminds me of “Make the Grade.” Sometimes there’d be a category like “white,” where half the answers were patently obvious.

Lol.

It’s just silly, but I love it that way. UNICORNS!

I’ll pick the category “The Answer Is the Category.”