Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 17, 2021

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 3 years ago

    He’s gonna be disappointed when he learns they don’t have flying cars or jetpacks in the 2020s.

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    Averagemoe  almost 3 years ago

    Well, that WOULD be him on a normal day.

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    Antiyonder  almost 3 years ago

    1. Panel 4: Of course depending on how accurate stereotypes were, if this was say the 50s Ethan might say There’s girls who aren’t strange?.

    I don’t know. Speaking as one born in 82 I never really thought differently about girls.

    2. Half expecting Ethan to realize in the Present that Phoebe is that girl who made comments about a not born daughter or being from the Future.

    Just that given how the family has lived for “a year”* he’ll just be mildly surprised.

    *Year or decades, however, you choose to interpret the meta time:-D.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    shocking, isn’t it, young Ethan?

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    codycab  almost 3 years ago

    Phoebe! Don’t say stuff like that. You’ll give yourself away!

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    Uncle Kenny  almost 3 years ago

    Gameboy was released i April 1989.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Just tell him what stocks to buy and get it over with.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    At this rate she’s going to end up being named Gwendolyn.

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    kaykeyser  almost 3 years ago

    you are defiantly not still incredibly suss. Im waiting for her to mess up and name drop some future knowledge on him. Like accidently quote a 2000s movie or talk about games in 2020 or use some kind of 2010s lingo or ramble on about 2010s cartoons.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    He must have done something right to have a fine daughter like you Phoebe!

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    Flapjack omelette   almost 3 years ago

    I’m not a time traveler so in my next sentence I’m going to say that I’m definitely not a time traveler. That won’t be suspicious at all

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    scyphi26  almost 3 years ago

    It’s like one of those games, where you’re explicitly told not to think or say about a particular subject, and find you suddenly can’t do anything but think and say about that particular subject.

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    Mando  almost 3 years ago

    She’s going to mess up somehow.

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    Decepticomic  almost 3 years ago

    It’s common courtesy to let people know if you are a time traveler.

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    jerrica.benton333  almost 3 years ago

    My morning actually resembled this, except i was playing 3DS

    I’m not much of a sophocles fan, tho…

    and also, i never talk to actual Phoebes. only those birds that say “talk to Phoebe”

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    rpmurray  almost 3 years ago

    Isn’t it about time for Emily to make her appearance? I mean what better place for them to meet for the first time then at summer camp.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    At least now we know where she gets it from.

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    TheDOCTOR  almost 3 years ago

    “Okay, I’m NOT from the future, so *”DON’T"* buy stock in Google or Netflix, Disney or Marvel or anything like that. Wink-Wink, Say no more."

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    Thinkingblade  almost 3 years ago

    I must have missed something because I thought she was only going 4 hours into the past.

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