Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2016
Goat: What's this stain on my carpet? Pig: Rat told me not to say anything. But he dropped a pot of beans on it. Goat: Oh. Rat;s probably not gonna be happy you told me. Rat: Told you what? Pig: I spilled the beans about spilling the beans. Rat: Does your family wear paper bags over their heads?