Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2016
Rat: There's nowhere to sit in this restaurant. Goat: Well, there are no individual tables, but there are a couple of seats free at that big communal table. Rat: Oh, good...then after we're done, maybe we can all hold hands while we go to the urinal together. Goat: Not a fan of communal tables? Rat: It's like hell without the pitchforks.