Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2016
Pig: I have to fly from Dallas to Phoenix today, and I'm not sure how to set my watch. Goat: Hell, Dallas is on central time, so it's one hour ahead of Phoenix. But keep in mind - today we set our clocks back an hour because it's the end of daylight savings. Except in Arizona, which doesn't observe it. So when you get to Phoenix, the hour you just went back in Texas gets undone. Plus you have the hour behind for the time zone, which - *smash smash smash* Pig: Who needs watches?