Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2011
Goat: What are you writing, Pig? Pig: A romance novel. But I'm struggling with the main characters' names. So far all I have is the woman's name... Juliet. Goat: Well, Juliet's a great name. Hearkens back tot he most beautiful romance of all time, 'Romeo and Juliet' by William Shakespeare... what's the man's name? Pig: 'Bean Dip.' Really kills some of the intimate scenes.