Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2011

Or called Wock A. Molè.

BEAN DIP: I love you Juliet JULIET: sigh

Ugh… This one isn’t even funny. Pig please report immediately to the butcher, we’re gonna teach you where bacon, ham and pork chops come from.

Think twice, Juliet.

By the day after tomorrow he’ll already be an old fart.

Oh Bean Dip, Oh Bean Dip, wherefore art thou Bean Dip? Nah, it just doesn’t work.

Bean Dip and Juliet, A Romance by Pig.Do I hear any publishers bidding for this manuscript?

I need to stop relating to Pig

Bean Dip’s romantic rival will be an escaped Latin American prisoner – the Chilean con Queso.

He’s the rude dude that tells everyone “Eat me!”

your colors are gone…youve become rather gray….your not like the dip that I knew yesterday…….Something is wrong youve become rather gray…youre not the dip that I had yesterday….

pig has a way with words…… a long way….just change Juliette’s name to Frita and raise a bunch of dip chips………☻

Thanks! I had never seen that; made me smile.

Some think romance is dead.Classic literature tells us it’s the other way around.Dead is romance.

Bean Dip, oh Bean Dip, Wherefore art thou, Bean Dip?

That Pig is a gas!

You know, I too find that naming the characters is the hardest part of fiction writing.

Mr. Bean by any other name would still be a dip.

Just change his first name to Chip…….that works…

Don’t change it…I love bean dip with all my heart.

Wow I’m embarrassed but thank YOU, Robin — and Wolf, and Mechanic…

So MANY posters here make and appreciate good… I mean bad.. um ..jokes…

I’m just happy to find one place where there are a few people don’t roll their eyes.

“who” — that fell out. Please insert.

Bean Dip?

Awwwww, LOL xxx

“Bean Dip” is OK, but coulda used “Ben Dover” in a less restrictive setting.

If Juliet starts to stray, will she be a double-dipper?

Gives me an insight as to why my kid’s coloring book “Nancy; the little girl with Toe Fungus” never got published!

Forgot to say — “good one Harry!”

And now I can add “nice to see you, Sheriff.”

Bean Dip and Juliet, starring Justin Bieber and Ashlee Simpson. Mock if you must, but I give it a 90% chance of happening.

How about Sean Bean as the lead actor? (He did the Sharpe episodes on Masterpiece.)

I think that was a cartoon I grew up with: Beanie Dip and Cecil.

No dip.

“Bean Dip”? Seriously, Pig?.Y’know what? I’m just not gonna go there.

this is strip ran on my birthday :)

Dude, Goat. Romeo and Juliet is NOT a romance. it’s a tragedy! The word “romantic” had a very different meaning back then. Shakespeare didn’t write romances!

Pigs nose slowly creeps toward his snout through the years…..

“Most beautiful romance” ? It’s a book about a kid who rebounds to a drama queen who thinks the only way to get attention is to fake suicide, causing the death of both of them, and Romeo’s pal