Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 29, 2023

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    Ratkin  7 months ago

    Mouth-shaming escape.

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    TStyle78  7 months ago

    He should be careful. He might get canceled for saying something like that and that’s worse than getting eaten.

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    angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago

    Aw. Now you hurt his feelings.

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    boniface22  7 months ago

    Pee in the water, they don’t like that.

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    Gina Carson  7 months ago

    Please, nobody take this as actual advice. I’m almost certain it will not work.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Aaaacckk! Did I forget to brush?

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    The shark wants a dictionary so he can look up the word wonky.

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    bbbmorrell  7 months ago

    Your mileage may vary.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Big Grin!

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    dan thompson creator 7 months ago

    This happened to me once, and I might not be here if I hadn’t taken Mark’s advice. Yuk-Yuk. Off The Mark is always LOL Hilarious… always!

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    that worked for me too

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    Ha, in your face shark!!

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    KEA  7 months ago

    Uh, you try that first

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    megiggles  7 months ago

    I’m sure he has no remoras.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 7 months ago

    Aw. Hurt his feelings.

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