Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2019


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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Sometimes they have samples at the store so that shouldn’t matter.

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    mddshubby2005  3 months ago

    That’s like a married honey badger reading that you should “never go to bed mad”.

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    I have mastered the first rule. But now I must learn the second: Don’t eat so much before that you lose all desire to go grocery shopping. I run out of things a lot that way.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    I can never go grocery shopping too. Fortunately I can go food stealing.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m hungry so I need to go grocery shopping. I’m hungry so I can’t go grocery shopping. I’m doomed.

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    There is something to that! I remember going into the store hungry recently (something I rarely do) and every food item looked so good! I quickly grabbed the one item I went in there for and got out as fast as I could!

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Under the same logic, her boyfriend Freddie can never visit a clothing store that has a pair of pants displayed on a mannequin.

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    Stevefk  3 months ago

    Just go to Whole Foods to shop, you’ll soon lose your appetite when you see the prices!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    I can relate…..M M M M M !

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    Diat60  3 months ago

    Good advice, but that’s when you pick up lovely treats you might otherwise ignore.

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    jdthird  3 months ago

    I liked Gallagher’s joke on this – “They say you should eat before you go to a grocery store, that way you don’t buy so much. That don’t work with a liquor store, does it? You go there drunk, you buy everything they got.”

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    ccwsparks  3 months ago

    I’m just the opposite – I can’t go grocery shopping if I’ve just eaten, because nothing looks good. OTOH, when I’m hungry I don’t dare walk into a KMart, Target, etc.!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    That’s how Tootsie rolls.

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    I don’t think dogs are constantly hungry. I think they just make a point to eat as much food as possible at the first opportunity because of survival instincts, from back when they might have to wait a long time between opportunities.

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