Sometimes they have samples at the store so that shouldn’t matter.
That’s like a married honey badger reading that you should “never go to bed mad”.
I have mastered the first rule. But now I must learn the second: Don’t eat so much before that you lose all desire to go grocery shopping. I run out of things a lot that way.
I can never go grocery shopping too. Fortunately I can go food stealing.
I’m hungry so I need to go grocery shopping. I’m hungry so I can’t go grocery shopping. I’m doomed.
There is something to that! I remember going into the store hungry recently (something I rarely do) and every food item looked so good! I quickly grabbed the one item I went in there for and got out as fast as I could!
Under the same logic, her boyfriend Freddie can never visit a clothing store that has a pair of pants displayed on a mannequin.
Just go to Whole Foods to shop, you’ll soon lose your appetite when you see the prices!
I can relate…..M M M M M !
Good advice, but that’s when you pick up lovely treats you might otherwise ignore.
I liked Gallagher’s joke on this – “They say you should eat before you go to a grocery store, that way you don’t buy so much. That don’t work with a liquor store, does it? You go there drunk, you buy everything they got.”
I’m just the opposite – I can’t go grocery shopping if I’ve just eaten, because nothing looks good. OTOH, when I’m hungry I don’t dare walk into a KMart, Target, etc.!
That’s how Tootsie rolls.
I don’t think dogs are constantly hungry. I think they just make a point to eat as much food as possible at the first opportunity because of survival instincts, from back when they might have to wait a long time between opportunities.
September 06, 2014