Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 16, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 2 years ago


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    Leojim  about 2 years ago

    It is either that or end up looking like the “soft serve chocolate ice cream” emoji!

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    Superfrog  about 2 years ago

    And then you’re toast.

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    Stevefk  about 2 years ago

    Wonder how much dough that app cost?

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    donwalter  about 2 years ago

    …looks like a crusty old guy…

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    EmmettWayne  about 2 years ago

    It’s a lose-lose. Be fresh and get eaten. Get old and get thrown in the garbage.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    I better do something about those lines around my eyes…where’s the BUTTERRRRRR

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    What I need is an app that makes me look younger.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Day three: picture of croutons.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 years ago

    Uh-oh. That’s what I look like NOW!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 years ago

    That app is the greatest thing since…uh…

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    RabbitDad  about 2 years ago

    Now the Russians own your bread image! (A little Rye humor…)

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Yeast infection?

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