Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 22, 2019


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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wait till she hits “delete all.”

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    juncarlo  6 months ago

    The Earth should consider them as a plague.

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    TXD2  6 months ago

    I think Earth should be happy to have as many friends as possible. The more the better to keep saving her/him. ♥♥♥

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    What on EARTH do they want now?

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    jpayne4040  6 months ago

    If you think that’s a lot of friend requests, just wait until “Earth day”!

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    DanFlak  6 months ago

    Happy Earth Day. Ask yourself this question, “How many planets do we have?”

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    Stocky One  6 months ago

    Ignore them. They’re just going to try to live off you.

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    Michael G  6 months ago

    Happy Earth Day to the only planet known to have chocolate and coffee!

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    swanridge  6 months ago

    Problem is that they’re only friends for one day.

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    Comic Lover 2020 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy Earth Day to you!

    Happy Earth Day to you!

    Happy Earth Day, Dear Earth!

    Happy Earth Day to you!

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    david long Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s immigrating South Americans.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy to say that the Earth accepted my friend’s request today!

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    Jack12one  6 months ago

    Only 360,000?

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s just too bad none of them work in the White House.

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    sougieboss  6 months ago

    i wonder if people get the true meaning of that??

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    AriannaVillatoro-Bonilla  5 months ago

    you know were killing you

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    Free The Pigs  5 months ago

    When will they change the editor’s top 5

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